Why waste a song on Christmas
Just to sing it once a year
Why go and ruin a perfectly good tune
By filling it with Yuletide cheer
I think we can agree, the last thing that we need
Is another jolly holiday song
So why waste it on Christmas when you could sing it all year long
I still remember when Early November was still a bit premature
Now I'll have heard every single silly little Christmas jingle long
Before we're carving' up the bird
Why waste a song on Christmas
Just to sing it once a year
Why go and ruin a perfectly good tune
By filling it with Yuletide cheer
I think we can agree, the last thing that we need
Is another jolly holiday song
So why waste it on Christmas when you could sing it all year long
Do we really need another Christmas song