It's funny that I promised that I'd try until 25
But now I'm almost out of time
24 years gone by, gone by
Think I'm losin' my mind, my mind
It's got me thinkin' why
Have I wasted my years
Now all my friends are here
Wishing me a new year
Don't wanna celebrate leave me alone
Happy birthday to me, a quarter century
Was everything a lie
Is it just me, the champagne isn't so sweet
So let's just call it a night
I fight with my mom hoping to prove her wrong
Wanna quit my job and live how I want
I'm afraid to lose myself in this
And the pressure that's been sinking in
I'm falling in deep, somebody rescue me
So we get back to my pity party
Toast to living in vain
No more bitter champagne
I'm kinda feelin' insane
Watch me pour it all down the drain
Happy birthday to me, a quarter century
And I don't feel so wise
Blew out my candles and I
Wished for more time
So I could try getting this right
If it's my birthday and I can do whatever I like
Don't wanna pretend that I'm fine
Goodbye to 24, wish I could ask for more
Cause baby I'd ask for more
Happy birthday to me, yeah
Happy birthday to me, yeah
Happy birthday to me, quarter century
Was everything a lie
Is it just me, the champagne isn't so sweet
So let's just call it a night
Happy birthday to me, a quarter century
Was everything a lie
Blew out my candles and I
Called it a night
Cause I've run out of time