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You don't wanna hold hands anymore
You just wanna stay in cause you're bored
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out, I figured
My six pack's a lot colder than his is
And you're through with all my hugs and my kisses
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out
Saw you with him at the football game
I ran away and held my head in shame
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out, I figured
His Caddy rides a lot lower than mine
I know I should've seen the signs
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out
You don't wanna hold hands anymore
You just wanna stay in cause you're bored
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out, I figured
My six pack's a lot colder than his is
And you're through with all my hugs and my kisses
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out
Saw you laughing at me with your friends
I never thought this was how it would end
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out, I figured
I should've known mom was always right
You knocked me out and I'm down for the fight
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out
You don't wanna hold hands anymore
You just wanna stay in cause you're bored
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out, I figured
My six pack's a lot colder than his is
And you're through with all my hugs and my kisses
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out
You broke my heart without a thought
You'll never know the lesson you taught
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out, I figured
You broke my heart without a thought
You'll never know the lesson you taught
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out
I don't wanna hold hands anymore
And all my friends think you're a whore
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out, I figured
I hope you have a great f*cking life
Knowing you'll never make a happy housewife
I figured it out, I figured
I figured it out