Lunchtime Video (MV)

There goes another black cat, another broken mirror, another lone crow
An old witch gave me the evil eye, cast a spell on me, bad mojo
I'm rolling snake eyes, in a cornfield, in a lightning storm, wearing horseshoes
Skull and crossbones on the medicine, my wife gives to me to fix my blues

And it ain't even lunchtime yet
God, it ain't even lunchtime yet

My dog died, and my hog too. The witness lied, and the rent's due
I'm out of gas on the highway, without a soul going my way
Cousin Jimmy wants the money back 'cause Little Star couldn't twinkle down at the track
It's always raining under my umbrella, but I could use a bath
I'm such a lucky
Fella

But it ain't even lunchtime yet
God, it ain't even lunchtime yet

The credit man calls me day and night. Hey, I'd love to chat, but I'm a little light
My Silverado just got repossessed, blew her a kiss as she headed west
My tooth broke off on my cigarette, but honey I'm still handsome on the internet
Under ladders, third on the match, when the sun does shine I don't get attached

But it ain't even lunchtime yet
God, it ain't even lunchtime yet

With luck this creepy, crazy and strange
You'd think somthin' would give man, somethin' would change
Found me a penny, put it in my cup, but I lost my wallet when I bent to picked it up
Picked me a clover of the four leaf kind, but I broke out in hives, Buddy nearly went blind
Got me a rabbit's foot just on a whim
But it charmed me no better than that kick worked for him

And it ain't even lunchtime yet
God, it ain't even lunchtime yet

There goes another black cat, another broken mirror, another lone crow
An old witch gave me the evil eye, cast a spell on me, bad mojo
For breakfast, I ate a bowlful of firecrackers and gasoline
Wouldn't recommend it for the taste...
But it keeps you lean. It keeps you mean