What's this on my TV
They call you a celebrity
What have you done worth while
Besides hit the sperm lottery
All the magazines got your picture
And the whole world
Thinks you're cool
Not me I'm not buying it
I got my own set of rules
So why should I care about you
You're just a Celebrity Douche Bag
The whole world kisses your ass
I don't care about who you are
You are not a superstar
You're just a Celebrity Dochebag
You got lots of money
For no reason at all
Living life off mom and daddy
Have you ever held a job
You got a pretty face
Or making sex tapes
Or a six pack and a huge ass
OMG WTF money can't buy you class
So why should I care about you
You're just a Celebrity Douche Bag
The whole world kisses your ass
I don't care about who you are
You are not a superstar
You're just a Celebrity Dochebag
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