Wait crap do you think I can try again I didn't mean to say that, it was an accident
And I love you, and I don't know what got into me
I'm so scared of being that bitch girlfriend you used to have
Who didn't let you smoke pot or eat chicken nuggets
But I don't like the smell of either of those things
So I'll just have to keep on hoping that you'll just keep on picking me over that life
Because I will still be here if you indulge every now and again
Or even all the time because you're my best friend
So I got a little mad because I finally shaved my legs
And I cleaned my room
And I turned on my salt lamp because I was having you over
And I just think you and I were not thinking the same thing
I know you think I'm goofy
But I just think you're cute
Sometimes I can be too girly
But deep down so can you
And you're mine my love
All the time my love
So put your hands in my back pockets where they belong my love