The Water Cycle - Boy at the Bar Lyrics

I wish the boy at the bar would go away now
Wish you were standing here with me
It's been a year since my love left me
Little weary can't you see

So I showered three times for this concert
I washed my shirt and all my jeans
Spent a half-an-hour flossing
So if we met you'd think I'm clean

Scripted drafts of conversations
I practiced different ways to lean
How I'd ask you for your number
And how I'd turn away to leave

I wish that boy at the bar would go away now
'Cause you'd be better off with me
It's been a year since my love left me
Wonder when the next might be