Uncle jim is tall and slim and his hair's always messy and it needs a trim
Uncle jim is kinda dim and when he tell his old stories mama doesn't grin
Uncle jim is tall and slim
Uncle jim is kinda dim
Uncle jim tall and thin and he's hair kinda messy and it needs a trim
Uncle john likes to mow the lawn he tells bad jokes but he's kinda fun
Uncle john is big and strong but his shirts too tight and his pants are too long
Uncle john likes to mow the lawn
Uncle john is big and strong
Uncle john is kinda fun cuz but he tells bad jokes and his pants are too long
Uncle steve he loves to eat but he keeps his mouth open for the world to see
Uncle steve he don't like beets and he don't like carrots and he won't eat peas
Uncle steve he loves to eat
Uncle steve he eats like me
Uncle steve he don't like peas and i guess it must run in the family
Aunt dot can't hear a lot cuz she's 90 years old and her ears are shot
Aunt dot I don't see her a lot but she's the old old and Do I got
Aunt dot can't hear a lot
Aunt dot I don't see her a lot
Aunt dot yeah I love her a lot but she's 90 years old and she can't hear squat