Have you ever been down to costa rica
All the monkeys down there dance cheek to cheek
And the lizards in the trees make a freaky squeak
If you get real lucky you can sneak a peak
Have you been down south where the stars are big
Where the hermit crab sleeps in the hole he digs
And all night long the toads they sing
If a scorpion's in your shoe he'll give you a sting
Have you ever been down where the roads are rough
If you get a flat tire its kinda tough
If your spanish never got quite good enough
To ask where to get a spare tire and stuff
Cmon down i'll meet ya
In costa rica
Have you been way down where the stingrays play
You better shuffle through the water so you scare em away
Cuz the hospital's about 5 hours away
In a big crazy town called san jose
Have you ever been down to casta rica
All the surfers down there've got a certain mystique
If you fall on your head they might give a critique
Like ""take a lesson kid you could use some technique""
Cmon down i'll meet ya
In costa rica
In costa rica
In costa rica