She always said if something ever
Happened to me she would never
Fall in love again
Uh, what a waste
We always said we'd go together
But if I'm just half of her forever
This goes out to whoever
Takes my place
She don't give 2 cents about money
Likes a little coffee in her honey
Let her sleep late as she wants
Home is her favorite restaurant
Don't you dare come home if you're hammered
Better watch your mouth and your grammar
She loves babies, hates glitter
You better shave before you kiss her
And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her
She's insecure about her legs, right
Something wrong with her hair, right
Just tell her she's crazy (crazy)
Even though she won't believe you, nah
Best advice I can give you, brother
Don't ever say she's acting just like her mother
Even though she does sometimes
It's gonna be our little secret
She don't give 2 cents about money
Likes a little coffee in her honey
Let her sleep late as she wants
Home is her favorite restaurant
Don't you dare come home if you're hammered
Better watch your mouth and your grammar
She loves babies, hates glitter
You better shave before you kiss her
And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her
Make her feel better
Say something funny
Say something 'bout the weather
Tell her wherever I am, I'm good
And if she thinkin' she can love again
She should, understood?
Orchids, that's her favorite flower
Don't ever watch "The Office" without her
After church, she gonna talk
Her favorite season is football
She don't give 2 cents about money
Likes a little coffee in her honey
Let her sleep late as she wants
Home is her favorite restaurant
Don't you dare come home if you're hammered
Better watch your mouth and your grammar
She loves babies, hates glitter
You better shave before you kiss her
And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her