Texas Cuck Video (MV)

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Dan Schneider knows his stuff whilst warren buffet nips and tucks and slips or sluts
And cut and shut and slip and slide the slit I lied is open
This chick is choking, on a dick
Clit cuss kill, in that order slip a pill down the corridor
Check your bill it's from a foreigner
Blowing up like it's a mortar
Shorter, than a 2 inch dickey, thicky thicky on the beat
Like I'm William Burrows, or tricky dicky slip me a hip
If you a crip and got some dip and shit f*ck

So do the Texas Tuck, and if you know what's good
Suck
Like you in a talent show with Spicy Orange and the Bro Army
Barny barmy Leo Sarni at a carnie with kernie and bernie and also Sally Mills' corpse.