I got dressed up in my best
I showed up at a party
Nothin' short of somethin' big
Hollywood production
Touching the glitterati
Threw bobby pins and hairspray in the kitchen
I was bitchin' to my god
He told me I was gorgeous and I noticed other girls did
And I thought "oh my god"
Avoid Lloyd
Avoid Lloyd
Well I said "you should buy me a drink"
He hadn't thought much of it
"But you really should have bought me that drink"
And live in to love it
Did they promise you a future where you now lay your stakes?
They say "you better watch out for her
One day Hilary's gonna rule the world"
But it looks like Lloyd's still fake
Avoid Lloyd
Avoid Lloyd
Holly I adore you
I adore you Holly
Avoid Lloyd
Avoid Lloyd
Inside red tape
Cloaked skies approached
On the horizon
Black and white on the TV screen
Conviction
The ghost of Jeffrey Epstein
You'da thought by now America'da lost a fortune
Steppin' on cracks
Doing black cat formations
"Where did you find my good fortune?"
On my daddy's porch swing
Around the time that Lloyd and Hilary fake a mafioso
And I told ya
Avoid Lloyd
Avoid Lloyd
Well I said "you should buy me a drink"
He hadn't thought much of it
"But you really should have bought me that drink"
And live here to love it
Did they promise you a future where you now lay your stakes?
They say "you better watch out for her
One day Hilary's gonna rule the world"
But it looks like Lloyd's still fake
Avoid Lloyd
Avoid Lloyd
Holly I adore you
I adore you Holly
Avoid Lloyd
Avoid Lloyd