Blimey it's Johnny boy slim, walking down the street
Look at that gait, look at that sway
She's quick to point, his hair's on flick
He's the sort of lad, when he's strolling down the aisle
All the girls they go, ooh, la la
He's no James Dean, he's the next best thing
Tight fittin' slims, he's a sex machine
Swingin' and jivin' he don't miss no beat
Them lads they take a piss, no raised hairs, don't blink
Make the girls go wild, the lads go ahhh
Ha ha ha ha ha
Da da da da dee da dee da dee da
Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
They never will admit it but they really want to know
How this lady killer seems to wow them so
Make the girls go wild, the lads go ahhh
Ha ha ha ha ha