Vinny the Comb - Let's Recycle Christmas Lyrics

We'll take the tree from last year
I put it in the shed
The pinecones have all fallen off
And the needles they're all dead

It looks a little tattered
And it looks a little used
With a little bit of lovin
It will look as good as new

Let's recycle Christmas
Like we did last year
We'll water down the whiskey
And pass it off as beer

We'll get out all the Christmas cards
That we received last year
White out all the family names
And send them back this year

Daddy keeps complaining
Mama thinks it's sweet
But all the people in the town
They just know we're cheap

Let's recycle Christmas
Like we did last year
We'll water down the whiskey
And pass it off as beer

We'll patch up Santa's ass
And put him on the porch
Fix up all the reindeer
That all the kids have torched

We'll gather up all Frosty's balls
Stack them one two three
And when we find that old black hat
We'll tape him to the tree

Let's recycle Christmas
Like we didn't last year
We'll water down the whiskey
And pass it off as beer

We'll get out all the broken elves
And throw them in the sled
Some were missing arms and legs
And others missing heads

We'll get our broken hockey sticks
Fix old Santa's sleigh
And when they fall down off the roof
We'll put em all away

Let's recycle Christmas
Like we did last year
We'll water down the whiskey
And pass it off as beer
And pass it off as beer
And pass it off as beer