Versaemerge - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greesy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch, Mr. Grinch
Out of the two, I'd choose the seasick crocodile

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Oh, your heart's a dead tomato
Sploched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
You're a three decker sour crout toad stool sandwich with aresenic sauce
Oh Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch