Oh birthday boy
Thought I liked your style
Turns out it was avoidant
I was in denial
Another year older just not wiser
Oh Birthday boy
You're just a master of disguise
Room adorned with lights so bright
Gathered in the night
Wait where's the main attraction
You missed the action
Guess some things that go missing are better off not found
I learned I'm better off without you now
Oh birthday boy
You're really such a bore
I was holding on to hope that you'd turn into something more
Blamed your sadness on the season
It turns out it runs deeper
I bet you'll turn to God but he can't save you either
Room adorned with lights so bright
Gathered in the night
Wait where's the main attraction
You missed the action
Guess some things that go missing are better off not found
I learned I'm better off without you now
Thank you for your service
You saved me wasted time
Oh birthday boy
I got a list of people named who are just waiting in line
How's that for confidence
I know you hate it when I show it you misogynist
Now I sit back and I reflect on your problematic self
And all that I accepted
You're obsessed with heroism
You saved me and proved my skepticism
No surprise I'm better off without you now