You rumble, you tumble, you stagger, you stumble
Tap out a rhythm or your time's up
A rake, a whippet, you're right on the rivet
10k to go now move!
Hey Véloniño! You're rockin' on the Alpe D'huez
Hey Véloniño! You gotta put this race to rest
Jump and dance on the rims, brush 'em aside
Hey Véloniño! 10k to go now burn 'em up
You duck, you dive, you're still alive
Dig deep an' keep a rockin' the boat
The legs, the limbs, what a pain in the pins, ow!
Down goes the yellow, bang, boom!
Hey Véloniño! Watch out you're slippin' back
Hey Véloniño! Big guns are on the attack
There's that man Anquetil, he'll skin you alive
Hey Véloniño! 9k to go now burn 'em up
Up at the line, it's a good time, ah c'est beau carnival
But down on the slopes, there's a guy on the ropes
Two wheel top dogs sluggin' it out
Skin, bone, the big unknown is the road to Paris
Blood, sweat, get out of the red
You're that cat, you're the King of the Climbs
You rock, you roll, you've beat 'em all
Don't die you gotta get to the top
Spin, grin, get outta the wind
Hey, you got the maillot jaune!
Hey Véloniño! You're rockin' on the Alpe D'huez
Hey Véloniño! You gotta put this race to rest
Where's that man Anquetil he'll skin you alive?
Hey Véloniño! 10k to go just burn 'em up
Hey Véloniño! 8k to go now burn 'em up
Hey Véloniño! It's ok to go now turn it up!
Allez!