Were The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything Video (MV)

Arr, arr, arr, arr

We are the pirates who dont do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we dont do anything

But Ive never been to Cleveland
And I've never been to Denver
And Ive never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And Ive never been to Moscow
And Ive never been to Tampa
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall

We are the pirates who dont do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we dont do anything

And Ive never hoist the mainstay
And Ive never swabbed the poop deck
And Ive never veer to starboard
Cause I never sail at all

And Ive never walked the gangplank
And Ive never owned a parrot
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall

Cause were the pirates who dont do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we dont do anything

O Ive never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping ball
And Ive never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall

And Ive never kissed a chipmunk
And Ive never gotten head lice
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall

And Ive never licked a spark plug
And Ive never sniffed a stinkbug
And Ive never painted daises
On a big red rubber ball

And Ive never bathed in yogurt
And I dont look good in leggings
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall!