My dignity still lies beneath the sheets
"Close your eyes and think of England"
Still my body weeps
Your piercing gaze burns holes into my mind
When I lie next to you, it makes me want to die
Vanity, pride, and greed
Established his own new creed
Legacy of six wives
No regard for human life
Wife number five
Abused child lost her life
Close your eyes, fantasize
For your country and your prize
Budding queens, young and green
Some divorced, some guillotined
Blame it on the stimuli
Nocturnal pollutions were a lie
If I'm lucky, maybe I'll get divorced
Like Anne of Cleves, who they say looked like a horse
Or maybe I'll outlive the King
Oh, what a relief that would bring!
Vanity, pride, and greed
Established his own new creed
Legacy of six wives
No regard for human life
Wife number five
Abused child lost her life
Close your eyes, fantasize
For your country and your prize
Budding queens, young and green
Some divorced, some guillotined
Blame it on the stimuli
Nocturnal pollutions were a lie