I'm a closet shelf and I'm a junk drawer
I'm a tv room and I'm a sliding door
I'm superfluous; I'm a charming quirk
I am attic storage; I'm an added perk yeah yeah yeah
I'm convenience and a conversation piece
I'm a murphy bunkbed; I'm a table leaf
You can store me away when you need the space
I'm a time-to-time and I'm a case-by-case yeah yeah yeah
And I'm satisfied
Being along for the ride
If I'm never in your way
Then I won't be cast aside
I'm a terrier; I come when you call
I never beg and above all
I will live for you and I don't need much
Just food and water and a little touch
I'm a lizard in your terrarium
And I'm happiest under your thumb
I'm a calico batting at your string
I will disappear til you need comforting yeah yeah yeah
I'll take what I get
I haven't been disappointed yet
If I can't be your man
Then I will be your pet