Vanilla Oreo - Beat Your Meat, Not Your Kids Lyrics

So uh, y'all heard of that meme rap?
I don't know
I mean, I've just been hearing a lot of it recently
So uh I thought I'd try it out

Ayy yo!
Beat on my kids like I beat on my meat
This girl let me smash knowin' I'll cheat
'Cause I'll get a new chick by the end of the week
Told her I'm famous she whip out a teet
I ain't wearin' no condom so take a plan b
If she get pregnant I got a plan c
Fetus deletus that bitch will get yeet
Erasing that boy like control alt delete
That bitch will get yeeted that bitch will get yote
I don't want the pussy I just want the throat
We can't Netflix and chill 'cause I got HBO
My ex took the Netflix 'cause she is a hoe
She got a new mans but he look like a hobo
And when he see me I know he want a photo
He come askin' me for one and I'm like "oh no"
So then he start talkin' shit that's a no-no
F*ck did you say to me?
'Bouta get slapped
I'ma go to his mom's house her cheeks will get clapped
I would take his girl and just not give her back
But I know how she is and that is a trap
She never wants love it's all about lust
So I'll 1v1 him quickscopin' on rust
It'll end quickly that boy will get crushed
Now I'm the big shit like I cannot be flushed
Usain bolt chasin' after the guap
No room in my pockets so I'm stuffin' my socks
And everything I drop goes straight to the top
Runnin' after the bag and I can't ever stop
Feel like McDonald's how I stay with the mac
Got it tucked in the back and it's ready to pop
Just stole a new car and drove it straight off the lot
Just bought a new mansion you still sleep in a cot

Goddamn, one take
Jesus, I'm out of breath