You don't have to be mad to work here
But it helps if you don't give a shit
CCTV measures efficiencies
But not your happiness
Every second you're on the clock
So don't try and think outside the box
HR says you better look satisfied
Cause your chair's been electrified
I've got a drone for a manager
It's buzzing round my head
I've got a drone for a manager
It's tracking me in infrared
And it drones on. It drones on
It drones on. It drones on
You don't have to have a brain to work here
But it helps if you're not dead
'You're a relic and a disappointment'
An AI tweets in a thread
Everyday when you clock in
And indulge in nihilistic whim
You better recognise you're ranked in between
The shared printer and the coffee machine
I've got a drone for a manager
It's buzzing round my head
I've got a drone for a manager
It's tracking me in infrared
And it drones on. It drones on
It drones on. It drones on
You do what you want
You just do what you want
And here I am, like an angel, taking the brunt
From my human manager
From my human manager
They treat me like I'm just the janitor
Well I, clean up after you
I clean up after you
I feel like a zookeeper down at the zoo
They do what they want
They just do what they want
Carbon based entitlement
You just do what you want
You do what you want
Blinded by enlightenment