Vampire Bordello - Angry Beaver Lyrics

I met this girl the other day and she seemed nice
Not much to say friendly smile and nice body
Just anything a man could want in a girl
I took her out and things clicked Or so I thought
(Boy was I wrong)

I took her to the fanciest restaurant in town
And quickly things went south
She expected me to pay for everything
Cost me all a pretty damn penny
(And before I knew it I was close to bankruptcy)

Angry beaver, where did I go wrong?
Angry beaver, please tell me
Angry beaver, what can I do?
Angry beaver, to make it up to you?

I tried calling
I tried texting
Why won't she answer me?
I tried mailing
I tried faxing
Why won't she hear my plea?
I tried praying
I tried screaming
And then she yelled in my ear
And then she finally returned my calls
And I couldn't understand a word she said
I couldn't understand a word she said

I kept dragging along, next time I'd be prepared
Emancipation is a thing nowadays
So I thought we'd split the bill evenly
I would be dead if looks could kill
(And then she slapped me in the face)

Not only did she slap me in the face hard
She yelled obscenities at me in this place
The only thing left for me to do
Was bow my head in shame
(And never show my face again)

Angry beaver, where did I go wrong?
Angry beaver, please tell me
Angry beaver, what can I do?
Angry beaver, to make it up to you?

I tried calling
I tried texting
Why won't she answer me?
I tried mailing
I tried faxing
Why won't she hear my plea?
I tried praying
I tried screaming
And then she yelled in my ear
And then she finally returned my calls
And I couldn't understand a word she said
I couldn't understand a word she said