Well it's upstairs downstairs out in the kitchen [3x]
See you Uncle Bill just a raring and a pitching yes sir
Well it's old Aunt Peggy won't you fill 'em up again [3x]
Ain't had a drink since the lord knows when yes sir
Well yonder comes the preacher and the children are a crying [3x]
Chickens a running and the toenails a flying yes sir