Unkwnbrandon - That's So Church Lyrics

So typical
That's so church
Man, you know them folk work
How all the girls wanna be married, but scared to flirt
And if I wear a hat and some beads I'm finna burn
Like a relaxer. I seen a Pastor get into it
Bout catching the spirit. Because of sin I couldn't do it
If I kindly remember and keep my thoughts going fluid
He got fired from the pulpit cuz of hand job movies
Now on to the charismatic and fantastic Bishop
This n**** so foul that he need a damn whistle
Collect all the tithes and the gifts like epistles
Act like he right to take a flight for a mission
But in reality he in Dubai with the misses
He prolly got some concubines all up in his kitchen
I know yo ass was waiting on a blessing. What you wishing
For? If you prayed to God more and did some ass kissing sure
He'll turn his weenie to a genie just to do some convincing
There ain't no meaning in his reading unless you moved by the scripture
John Cena; can't see me. I'm the sight to your stigmatism
I hate your isms. N***** praying to pictures
Be careful my n*****. Look too long and you gon miss em
Jews? they gon diss em
Breaking laws in a too wrong system
I'm an American. I'm not a Good Samaritan
You thought a n**** heaven sent
I swear that God had mentioned it
No questions like it's Rich The Kid
You wish you found a better man
It better be for the better
You telling me more than ever
Humanity ain't as clever

N***** living fast. Pushing gas like a free way
I told her come and match. Throw it back just like a replay
I told em bout my past. Follow Dad. That's what he say
Komodo Dragon raps from the last of what my Preacher say
N***** living fast. Pushing gas like a free way
I told her come and match. Throw it back just like a replay
I told em bout my past. Follow Dad. That's what he say
Komodo Dragon raps from the last of what my Preacher say

I enjoy the competition, Goku
Tabloids forgot to mention local
B boys with dreams of going global
It's important to do what you supposed to
It's the same dance
They all in my face with the same plans
On God I feel great with my main manz
My eyes all on green super saiyan man
You just plain, man
It's that toddler flow
But not me though
That copied flow come from impossible
N***** that's lead from imposter flow
Like catholic priests on that father flow
The habit repeat when you rob a flow
I grab and defeat all my obstacles
They mad when they see that I'm happy, yo
I had to agree with the Holy Ghost
Holy cow. It's a rodeo
Graduation, they see the portfolio
Graduation, they see the portfolio
And I'm patient but time is important yo
And I'm Bald

N***** living fast. Pushing gas like a free way
I told her come and match. Throw it back just like a replay
I told em bout my past. Follow Dad. That's what he say
Komodo Dragon raps from the last of what my Preacher say
N***** living fast. Pushing gas like a free way
I told her come and match. Throw it back just like a replay
I told em bout my past. Follow Dad. That's what he say
Komodo Dragon raps from the last of what my Preacher say

How to be happy
The joy that once surrounded you is so distant
You thought the weed was doing more than keeping feelings lifted
Be Happy
Cuz life is really good but you don't see it
You busy feeling bad cuz you watching your n***** eating
Be happy
Cuz you make more like every single year
Tell me n****
Why you still creepin and living in fear
Be happy
You know you gotta practice what you preach
So instead of looking jaded, man go head and f*cking eat
Complete the year. You timid my n**** you weak in fear
I'm lookin like I'm wise. They surprised when I grew the beard
I could've started drama, but a n***** believe in karma
Divided like a comma. And I put that on my momma years

N***** living fast. Pushing gas like a free way
I told her come and match. Throw it back just like a replay
I told em bout my past. Follow Dad. That's what he say
Komodo Dragon raps from the last of what my Preacher say
N***** living fast. Pushing gas like a free way
I told her come and match. Throw it back just like a replay
I told em bout my past. Follow Dad. That's what he say
Komodo Dragon raps from the last of what my Preacher say