WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE
We three kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded...
We two kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded...
I, one king of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded...
God rest ye merry gentlemen...
note: final verse, I'm told, is from Tom Paley.