THEY CALL ME A MACV ADVISOR
They call me a MACV advisor,
For me that's a big sacrifice;
I'll advise anyone who will listen
But no one will take my advice.
I've been told that the ARVN have courage
They're the bravest troops you could find,
But the first time we got into combat
They took off and left me behind.
I've a plan that wll get this war over
But nobody likes it but me;
Let the ARVN follow their leaders,
And let MACV advise the VC.
tune: Red River Valley