The Tea Shanty
(David Diamond)
I dreamed I had a cup of tea,
Tea-bags, tea bags away my John!
The way that cuppas used to be
Tea-bags away!
Go lass, and put the kettle on.
Tea-bags, tea-bags away my John!
Don't let the water boil too long.
Tea-bags away!
And don't forget to warm the pot,
Tea-bags, tea-bags away my John!
I won't drink tea if it's not hot.
Tea-bags away!
The tea we had when I was young
Tea-bags, tea-bags away my John!
Was twice as good, three times as strong.
Tea-bags away!
Now pour the tea, but what is this?
Tea-bags, tea-bags away my John!
You call this tea? It tastes like ....!
Tea-bags, away!
(To the tune of 'Lowlands Away'.)