OUR HOUSE
A man came to our house to our house to our house
A man came to our house to sell some brooms
We asked him to come in and we hit him with a hammer
And we put him in the closet in my father's room
You're always welcome at our house
Any time of the day
You're always welcome at our house
And we hope you will stay
A woman came to our house to our house to our house
A woman came to our house to see why I wasn't at school
We asked her to come in and we gave her poison lemonade
We hid her in the cellar where it's nice and cool
CHORUS
A boy came to our yard to our yard to our yard
A boy came to our yard to get his little ball
We asked him to come in and we shot him with a 22
And we sealed him up inside the basement wall
CHORUS
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As sung by Doug Dancis 1987