Oh, How he lied
He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar
Smoked his cigar, smokes his cigar
He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar
Smoked his cigar-r-r
She sat there beside him and played her guitar...
He told her he loved her but oh how he lied...
She told him she loved him, but she did not lie
They went to be married, but she up and dies
He went to the funeral, but just for the ride
She went up to heaven and flip-flop she flied
He went down below her and sizzled and fried
The moral of this tale is never to lie
Or you, too, may perish and sizzle and fry