Mary Ann McCarthy
Mary Ann McCarty she went out to dig some clams
Mary Ann McCarty she went out to dig some clams
Mary Ann McCarty she went out to dig some clams
But she didn't get a single solitary clam
All that Mary got was oysters (3x)
But she didn't get a single solitary clam
She dug up all the mud there was in San Francisco Bay
But she didn't get a single solitary clam
Glory, glory, what a helluva time she had
But she didn't get a single solitary clam
She went to all the parties that the Psi U's ever had
All that mary got was trench mouth
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