One is the apple
Two is the tree
Three keeps you from me
Play the banjo
I need a burrito
Distraction is the key
What am I doing with my life?
Maybe I'm not cut out to be the creative type
But I have done it before
Maybe I should've retired
If I can't do it now I'll feel like a liar
If this one isn't good I'll be the town crier and shout it out:
"The time is twelve o'clock
And I can't complete a thought
I'm a raving moron"
What if I can't decide?
What if I decide too late?
What if I decide in time but can't wait?
Escalator, elevator
Equator, dictator
Facelift, swing shift
Let's flip to see who gets the free gift
I'm hungry
I'm thirsty
Turn on the TV
I can always to back to asking my dad for money
What am I doing with my life?
Maybe I'm not cut out to be the creative type
But I have done it before
Maybe I should've retired
If I can't do it now I'll feel like a liar
If this one isn't good I'll be the town crier and shout it out:
"The time is twelve o'clock
And I can't complete a thought
I'm a raving moron
Who's a nice guy at best"
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One is the apple
Two is the tree
Three keeps you from me
Play the banjo
I need a burrito
Distraction is the key
What am I doing with my life?
Maybe I'm not cut out to be the creative type
But I have done it before
Maybe I should've retired
If I can't do it now I'll feel like a liar
If this one isn't good I'll be the town crier and shout it out:
"The time is twelve o'clock
And I can't complete a thought
I'm a raving moron"
What if I can't decide?
What if I decide too late?
What if I decide in time but can't wait?
Escalator, elevator
Equator, dictator
Facelift, swing shift
Let's flip to see who gets the free gift
I'm hungry
I'm thirsty
Turn on the TV
I can always to back to asking my dad for money
What am I doing with my life?
Maybe I'm not cut out to be the creative type
But I have done it before
Maybe I should've retired
If I can't do it now I'll feel like a liar
If this one isn't good I'll be the town crier and shout it out:
"The time is twelve o'clock
And I can't complete a thought
I'm a raving moron
Who's a nice guy at best"
Two is the tree
Three keeps you from me
Play the banjo
I need a burrito
Distraction is the key
What am I doing with my life?
Maybe I'm not cut out to be the creative type
But I have done it before
Maybe I should've retired
If I can't do it now I'll feel like a liar
If this one isn't good I'll be the town crier and shout it out:
"The time is twelve o'clock
And I can't complete a thought
I'm a raving moron"
What if I can't decide?
What if I decide too late?
What if I decide in time but can't wait?
Escalator, elevator
Equator, dictator
Facelift, swing shift
Let's flip to see who gets the free gift
I'm hungry
I'm thirsty
Turn on the TV
I can always to back to asking my dad for money
What am I doing with my life?
Maybe I'm not cut out to be the creative type
But I have done it before
Maybe I should've retired
If I can't do it now I'll feel like a liar
If this one isn't good I'll be the town crier and shout it out:
"The time is twelve o'clock
And I can't complete a thought
I'm a raving moron
Who's a nice guy at best"
Writer: Brian Robinson
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid