I Got Syphilis For Christmas Video (MV)

You gave Larry a toaster
And you gave Mary Lou a mop
But what you gave to me
It just ain't kosher
'Cuz the itching and the burning will not stop
I got syphilis for Christmas
We started kissing underneath the mistletoe
Then she gave me VD underneath the Christmas tree
That girl is just a ho ho ho
She said she got it from Kris Kringle
And he got it from his elves
But her gift keeps burning me when I tinkle
I think I'll wrap it up and give it to someone else
I got syphilis for Christmas
We started kissing underneath the mistletoe
I should've worn a rubber when I was her stocking stuffer
That girl is just a ho ho ho
Everybody says 'tis is the season
To spread holiday cheer and deck the halls
But she spread more than cheer now I have lesions
All over my yule log and my balls
I got syphilis for Christmas
We started kissing underneath the mistletoe
Then she gave me VD underneath the Christmas tree
That girl is just a ho ho ho
I got syphilis for Christmas
It's a gift I really don't appreciate
She gave me VD underneath the Christmas tree
Now it burns when I urinate
I got syphilis for Christmas