Uncle Baba - Farting in My Yoga Class Lyrics

What if in the Cow Face Pose
My colon suddenly blows, whoa
I can't do Downward Facing Dog
If I fill the room with lots of fog
My discomfort is reaching new heights
I'm about to rip right through my tights
Oh no

Oh no
I can't hold it
Think I just gotta unfold it
Farting in my Yoga class
Farting in my Yoga class

Oh man
I just can't take it
That wind, I just gotta break it
Farting in my Yoga class
Farting in my Yoga class

I'm about to serve a dish
As the instructor has us doing the Fish
Oh no
I feel a sense of dread
As we all stand on our head
My situation is getting dire
As we do the Breath of Fire
Oh no

Oh no
I can't hold it
Think I just gotta unfold it
Farting in my Yoga class
Farting in my Yoga class

Oh man
I just can't take it
That wind, I just gotta break it
Farting in my Yoga class
Farting in my Yoga class