There's a goose by the river
He's a good little bird
He likes to fly alone
They all think it's absurd
The goose named Richard
Wants to live a life that differs
From the birds that sit and caw
And choke on all the children stickers
Have you heard of that bird
He cares to paint, how absurd
Now I like paint
But Richard, you're a bird
Have you heard of that bird
He cares to paint, how absurd
Now I like paint
But Richard, you're a bird
Richard thinks he's a duck
But he's not so sure
He dips his feathers in the river
Wanting to explore
Richard's gonna get shot
But he doesn't mind
He thinks the life of a duck
Is a waste of time
Have you heard of that bird
He cares to paint, how absurd
Now I like paint
But Richard, you're a bird
Have you heard of that bird
He cares to paint, how absurd
Now I like paint
But Richard, you're a bird
Have you heard of that bird
He cares to paint, how absurd
Now I like paint
But Richard, you're a bird