One in a Million Video (MV)

See you there in your giant pickup
Bumper sticker proudly exclaiming
"I don't give a f*ck, f*ck you I'm from Texas"

That's nice and all
See the balls hanging from your hitch
That you never use
They don't make trailers that high

A perfect girlfriend a perfect life
Good job in Dallas, grandpa paid the price
So you could go to school for free

Partied your ass off, Played some ball
Showed up to class it was off the wall
Got three minutes on the kegstand
You are walking tall

Should be f*cking grateful
Got every reason to smile
Kids will grow up and repeat the cycle
Should be f*cking happy
You should be f*cking proud
You're a one in a million man
Stand out in a crowd

What happened to the good old days
When men were men and women knew their place?
Kids these days, skin tight jeans and tattoos on their face

Remember when alpha men were calling all the shots?
Some assholes running for a second term
Better vote with all you got

Remember when you used to beat up gay kids after school?
Now they got their own day, bending all the rules

Change is coming around big man
Change is almost here
What are you gonna do if your son grows up queer?

Should be f*cking grateful
Got every reason to smile
Kids will grow up and repeat the cycle
Should be f*cking happy
You should be f*cking proud
You're a one in a million man
Stand out in a crowd