The Things I Would Do To Impress You Video (MV)

Ohh The things I would do to impress you
The things I would do to impress you

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So there's this girl
I don't know what to do
To make her be my wife
I cannot even make her look my way
I don't know what to say
But I think I might

Act out
I will make her notice me

I'd tell the RNC that LGBT
And Israel is bad
And they'd nail me to their cross
I'd tell the Groypers
That Nick Fuentes has a homosexual past
And they'd tear my limbs right off

Oh the things I would do to impress you
The things I would do to impress you
The things I would do to impress you

So there's this girl
I know I love her so
I'm scared she thinks I'm nuts
(What?!? No Way she does!!)
I'll show her romance isn't dead along
With Chivalry and then I'll win her heart

Act out
I will make her notice me

I'll go to Harlem and I'll parade in the streets
And I will scream
Nick Gur, Nick Gur
Really Loud
I'll go to synagogues
And Cross myself and chant that
CHRIST IS GOD
Then they'd put me in the ground

Oh the things I would do to impress you
The things I would do to impress you
The things I would do to impress you

Are you impressed?

I'd go to India and visit a street vendor
And I'd eat their f*cking slop
(Eat their f*cking slop)
I'll bomb the Three Gorges dam
And wipe two thirds of China's population out

Oh the things I would do to impress you
The things I would do to impress you
The things I would do to impress you

I'd go to Harlem and parade in the streets and scream nlgger
I'd go to China and
I'd make them hate the white man forever
I'd go to Srpska
Start a revolution then the next world war
The thing's I'd do, to impress you