Two Weeks Late - Functioning Lunatic Lyrics

Up early with the hens and roosters
Before my day can begin
I go and tie the right shoe snug on my best foot and put on a grin
Before I stop and take inventory
I'm already out on a limb
Waiting for you to come along and help me like myself again

I'm just a
Functioning lunatic
I'm just a
Functioning lunatic
You make me
Crazy stupid
Cursing Cupid
Talking to myself
I'm just a
Functioning lunatic

Folks that I pass along the way
Smile and say "have a nice day"
I reply with "likewise"
Small little white lies
Not much to say
Before I stop and take inventory
I lose it all on a whim
Waiting for you to come along and make it feel like home again

I'm just a
Functioning lunatic
I'm just a
Functioning lunatic
You make me
Crazy stupid
Cursing Cupid
Talking to myself
I'm just a
Functioning lunatic

Who knows
Basket case
When I'll go
Masquerading
Up
Side
Down

Who knows
(Who knows who knows who knows)
Happy faces
When I'll go
(I'll go I'll go I'll go)
Act courageous
I go up
Side
Down

Work long hours trying to keep the mind
From all that time to itself
Pick up a few shifts and some new prescriptions that don't help
Before I stop and take inventory
I'm caught up in a make-believe
Where everything's good at home
And we're both who we pretend to be

We're just some
Functioning lunatics
I'm just a
Functioning lunatic
You make me
Crazy stupid
Cursing Cupid
Talking to myself
I'm just a
Functioning lunatic