Take your track pants off baby
Slip on your shufflin' shoes
Take a little sip from your special juice
To put ya in the dancin' mood
I know you'd rather just stay home
But if you do
I'm telling on you
So fix yourself up nicely
Do all those pretty things that you do
Just put your brain on silent tonight
Let the rhythm flow through
I know you've been such a bad boy
If you don't do as I do
I'm telling on you
I'm telling the truth
So last chance
To slam dance
Get on the floor
'til we're sore
Move to the left
Sashay to the right
Keep your lines tight
Staying out all night
Oh you will surrender to my Blackmail Boogie
Look out
Now we're both looking fancy
Even though I'm more exotic than you
Don't forget that I know all the bad things that you've done
So you'd best get in the dancin' mood
I see you eyeing that exit
Thinkin' 'bout walking through
I'm thinkin' 'bout tellin' on you
I don't care if you're frowning
I don't care if you're blue
Just so long as you keep on dancing with me
Bumpin' and grindin' to this cheesy groove
I know you think that you're special
I think you're fairly special too
That won't stop me telling on you
I'm telling the truth
So last chance
To slam dance
Get on the floor
'til we're sore
Move to the left
Sashay to the right
Keep your lines tight
Staying out all night
Oh you will surrender to my Blackmail Boogie
Ooooohaaaaaaaaaah
Now the sun is rising
It illuminates the club with an orange hue
You look at me real threatenin
And you whisper that you know all of my secrets too
And that you're gonna spread 'em
If I don't release my powerful hold over you
But I just laugh and say
Silly Boy I'm the dude with the guitar and the microphone
So much as open your mouth
Here's what I'll do
I'll go
Yeah silly boy
So last chance
To slam dance
Get on the floor
'til we're sore
Move to the left
Step step to the right
Keep your lines tight
Staying out all night
You will surrender to my Blackmail Boogie
You will surrender to my Blackmail Boogie
You will surrender to my Blackmail Boogie
You will surrender to my Blackmail Boogie