(Eyes of the Ranger by Chuck Norris)
In the eyes of a ranger
The unsuspecting stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right
'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see
When you're in Texas, look behind you
'Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be
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In the heart of a Ranger,
He'll never know the danger
From desperate men with nothing left to lose.
The Ranger keeps on coming,
So there ain't no sense in running.
He's bound and sure to make you pay your dues.
When a Ranger's on your trail,
He won't know how to fail
And you can't buy him off at any price.
So if you decide to ramble,
And with your life you'd gamble,
Know where you are before you roll the dice.
If you see him coming round
The outskirts of town,
Never take that Ranger for a ride.
[Thanks to khaosjr for correcting these lyrics]