Squidbillies Theme Song Lyrics

(Squidbillies Theme by Billy Joe Shaver)

My dreams are all dead and buried
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
When God comes and calls me to his Kingdom
I'll take all ya son's of bitches when I go
Let 'er blow!

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[Full Version]

She run off and took our only chicken
When I broke jail the house was burnt and bare
The Japs moved the plant back to Osake
Some days life just don't seem that fair
(I don't even care, I'm tellin' ya, I just don't give a damn)

I gave all my best years to that woman
All she gave me was mouths to feed
A miracle straight from the loins of Jesus
Since Charlie blew off both my testes
(1969 Cam Ranh Bay, it was a massacre)

My oldest son was born an albino
My youngest is covered in hair
The middle one says he's a homosexual
And the other seven are gone, I don't know where, and I don't care
(I just don't care)

Get your Yankee ass off my property
Don't care if the bank gave you a deed
This farm has been ours for generations
Since we beat back dem sneaky Japanese
(In the war of 1812, bring our boys home)

Some how I got spinal meningitis
Injecting all that hair spray in my spine
It's a super cheap way to party
If you aim to kill some brain cells and some time
(Good luck gettin' that child support check from me now)

My dreams are all dead and buried
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
When God comes and calls me to his Kingdom
I'll take all ya son's of bitches when I go
Let 'er blow!