South Park Theme Song Lyrics

[Les Claypool]
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.

[Kyle and Stan]
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.

[Les Claypool]
Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.

[Eric Cartman]
Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"

[Les Claypool]
Headin' on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind.

(Kenny's lines vary)
[Kenny (Pre-S1)]
Our town is bigger dammit, right down to the little granite.

[Kenny (S1-S2)]
I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas!

[Kenny (S3-S5)]
I have got a 10-inch penis, use your mouth if you wanna clean it.

[Timmy (S6)]
(Kenny was "permanently" killed in Season 6 and his lines were replaced by Timmy)
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, livin' a lie TIMMY!

[Kenny (S7-S10 + S16)]
Someday I'll be old enough to stick my dick up Britney's butt!

[Kenny (S10 Episode 8-Present, Except Season 16)
I like f*cking silly b*tches and I know my penis likes it.

[Les Claypool]
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.

[Thanks to benjam-riverasanchez, ryanmoy520 for correcting these lyrics]