Oscar Mayer Theme Song Lyrics

(First aired in 1963)

(Oscar Mayer Weiner by Richard D. Trentlage)

Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me.

Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener.
That is what I'd never want to be.
Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.
There would soon be nothing left of me!

Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener
Oooh~ oooh~
Everyone would be in love with me

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[Oscar Mayer Bologny Kid:]

(First aired in 1973)

My bologny has a first name, its O-S-C-A-R
My bologny has a second name its M-A-Y-E-R
Oh! I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me, I'll say
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A