Muppets Tonight Theme Song Lyrics

If you're a human being, take a break from the race
Take a load off your feet, wipe the load off your face
Got a lot to do and we do it for you
Everybody take your place

Muppets tonight!
You're gonna see something better
Tonight's the night!
You're gonna live with the memories

We got a show for you
Guaranteed brand new
Here come the muppets tonight!

[whistling]

We got a show for you
Guaranteed brand-new
Here come the muppets
Here come the muppets
Here come the muppets tonight!!