Karen Theme Song Lyrics

She's a doll, she's a queen, she's a tantalizing teen.
And Karen, is her name (they call her Karen).
At a party she's a stomper and a rock and rollin romper.
Everybody's glad she came.
Hey that's Karen!

She sets her hair with great precision,
It's her favorite indoor sport,
And by the light of television,
She can even write a book report.

There is no one greater north or south of the equator,
Karen's always in a whirl
She's alarming but disarming, and a really very charming modern girl.