I Married Joan Theme Song Lyrics

I married Joan
What a girl, what a whirl, what a life.
Oh I married Joan
What a find, love is blind, what a wife!

Giddy and gay, all day she keeps my heart laughin'
Never know where her brain has flown.

To each his own
Can't deny that's why I married Joan.

I married Joan!

[Thanks to choubdou for correcting these lyrics]