Frasier Theme Song Lyrics

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

Oh My
Mercy (alt: Quite stylish.)

And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're callin' again.

Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do.

Goodnight, everybody.

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The following are alternate endings:

They're callin' again.
Good night, Seattle, we love you.

Good night.
Frasier has left the building.
Thank You!

Goodnight, everybody.
See you next year, we love ya.