TV Priest - Decoration Lyrics

I have never seen a dog do what that dog does
And you're through to the next round
Yeah you're through to the next round

Chose a paint colour
And painted my wall
And I'm through to the next round
Yes I'm through

Smashed avocado
Pressed lightly across the bedroom window
Green and unloving
And I'm through to the next round
Yes I'm through

It's all just decoration

A certain medal on a certain chest
A nought, and a cross and a Sunday best
And I'm through to the next round
And I'm through

My feature wall is upstanding!
My craft credentials
Real as good as new, as good as old, as good as fake
Did I see the TV adaptation of the latest book craze?

A pox on you, and a pox on them
It's all just decoration

Out on the cul-de-sac, 5 boys hit 5 more boys
I stared up a sky of useless stars
I never realised how very small everything was...
The crazy paving ran red
Someone smashed the Sky box Over Big John's head
And I signed for my neighbours parcel
A lager can and a packet of Quavers
A face paler than a Holy wafer
But I'm through to the next round I'm through...

It's all just decoration

And I have never seen a dog do what that dog does