Well I used to walk the floor and worn out many shoes
I've grown so very tired worrying about you
But I've had an accident I broke both my legs
But you get used to seeing me crawl around and beg
So now I'm walking the floor with my hands
And sometimes I stand on my head
If this don't impress you I might as well be dead
I'm walking the floor on my hands
Yeah I used to walk at night as I'd watch the clock
I guess that you could say I was in a state of shock
But how was I to know sometimes I am a jerk
I wish you would have told me that that's the shift you work
So now I'm walking the floor with my hands
And sometimes I stand on my head
If this don't impress you I might as well be dead
I'm walking the floor with my hands