The Turkeys - Under Doctor's Care (Demo) Lyrics

I'm aging every day yes it's part of the tradition
But I am grateful I'm not at the hands of a mortician
And I'd like to try to swim the seven seas
But baby I can't give no guarantee

Yeah herbal teas and remedies are precautionary things
They might ward off infections but what side effects they bring
And I wish that I could be the man I was
And if I'm not it's just because

In case you're not aware I've been under doctor's care
I've thrown away my pills per her advice
Yeah that was all she wrote I've got my doctor's note
It says that you should treat me extra nice
Extra nice

Longevity is great but it will never happen
That's why I like to hang around my favorite local chaplain
And furthermore to give the truth be known
I don't believe in Ponce de Leon

In case you're not aware I've been under doctor's care
I've thrown away my pills per her advice
Yeah, that was all she wrote I've got my doctor's note
It says that you should treat me extra nice
Extra nice

Yeah, I know you're feeling bad
But there's more than I should mention
My doctor just concurred with me that you need my injection
My doctor says it's all you have to do
And she prescribed this remedy for you

In case you're not aware I've been under doctor's care
I've thrown away my pills per her advice
Yeah that was all she wrote I've got my doctor's note
It says that you should treat me extra nice
Extra nice
Extra nice